Yes, that's right. Yesterday I went to Alcatraz. And I survived. Barely. (And if you think I'm exaggerating about that, you can ask my inner thighs. I'm sure they would love to tell the story of Alcatraz, and how it's a miracle that we survived the trek.)
Folks, I'd like to take just a moment and let you know that I walked up this mountain. Yes, you heard me right. I. Walked. Up. This. Mountain. And then I hiked around the penitentiary for a good hour or so. And then I walked back
down the mountain. ... How my legs are still working today is mystery to me. Parts of me are sore that I didn't even know I had... It's alternately ridiculous and hilarious. I laugh, I cry. (Today is pretty much like any other day, in that way. Only today my thighs and my feet are killing me, which is not the norm.)
But more about the prison tour. It was amazing! Who knew that Alcatraz had a pre-civil war history?! (Answer: not me!) We learned at the beginning of the tour that the difference in brickwork marks the different eras of use. The old brick work at the bottom is the really old stuff, then it turns to larger block brick, and then cement. It was
the high security prison in the U.S., until... sadly, someone in the government started preaching about rehabilitating prisoners (rather than punishing them) and Alcatraz was put out of business (also, it was CRAZY EXPENSIVE to maintain, being out in the middle of the bay with the water and the wind, so it got shut down in the 60's).
Honestly, their little earphone/walking tour thing was AMAZING. They had former guards and former inmates narrating the whole thing. They had sweet background noises like cell doors slamming shut and prisoners rioting for effect. It was creepy as all hell. I loved it.
Ooh, get this. The only prisoners that ever escaped and weren't found had a couple brothers in the group. They dug their way through the wall
with spoons and then climbed up through the pipes to the top of the building and then swam away. (Or got eaten by sharks. There's no way to really know.) They'd been learning Spanish in the weeks/months before the escape, and word on C Street (listen to me and all my prison lingo) was that they'd escaped to South America. It was a pretty brilliant plan, and the fact that two brothers were in on it was shades of Prison Break. (Which you know made me giddy. I heart Linc and Michael.)
Anyway... yesterday I went to Alcatraz (and a bunch of other places... on foot) and I survived. Today is the trolley day. (Okay, cable car day. They don't like to be called trolleys is what I'm hearing.) More to come on that. .... I guarantee that I'll be singing a little "Clang, clang, clang went the trolley" this afternoon. You can bet that my friends (and our fellow cable-car-mates) will love that. Bet'cha wish you were here...