Sunday, September 7, 2008
Reason #112 why it's important to marry a man who can spell
Yeah, no FREAKING kidding. Can you believe this dude? Even if he can't spell it on his own, could he not find a piece of mail to read it off of? I can't help but think that it would be easier to read the address off his utility bill than it would be to "drag her on over to Oak Street" so they could "pick her up". Unless, of course, they were living in a one room log cabin without electricity, and there would be no utility bill to be reading the address of off. (Or... maybe he can't read, either?)
*I had a tough time deciding what to title this post. It was between "Why warthogs are not house pets" and "911 calls in Arkansas", but then I thought "What if people looking for info on warthogs and/or Arkansas googled them and were directed to my blog? They might be offended... better not." - and then I went ahead and noted that here, so now they might be directed here anyway. Oh well. If I go missing, you all are hereby assigned to go on a search & rescue. I'll probably be kidnapped and then abandoned & left for dead in the backhills. What a way to go, right?
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Warthog attacks? I am so glad my husdand can spell, oh yeah, and we don't live in the deep south.
Uhh, how do you spell "oat?"... that was freakn' hilarous!!! Thanks.
Why did he say wife? Couldn't he have said sister? Down south they're the same person anyway.
Who gets attacked by warthogs? Oh, maybe people who can't spell eucalyptus.
(I think he said Oak Street.)
"911, what's your emergency?"
"I've spent the past 35 years watching Hee Haw reruns, drinking beer and munching pine nuts. Now my wife's gone off and got herself gored by a warthog and I don't know where we live. Who'll read me the comics if she doesn't make it?"
I laughed so hard. I even made Joe listen who laughed just as hard as me! Maybe he just moved there and had never written his address! Who has never written their address?!?!?
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