You Are Arson |
 No doubt about it, you have a serious destructive streak. You can't help it! Sometimes you just get so frustrated with the world, and you have to let your aggression out You have a notoriously bad temper. You are obsessed with getting your revenge. You are obviously a pyromaniac, whether you realize it or not. It feels great to watch something burn. |
Honestly, I was kind of surprised. I mean, I do love me a good raging fire, don't get me wrong. But I do have a penchant (and a past) of pinching what I think should be mine. Now that I'm a grownup, I only steal things like straws and ketchup packets at fast-food establishments. But I do have a history of taking all kinds of random things (brownie and lemon bar mixes from my grammy's pantry, super cool pens from my next door neighbor that I used to babysit for, and how about me stealing suckers from the little old lady in my neighborhood and then re-selling them for double the purchase price on the grade school playground? (cut me some slack, I was in 5th grade, and my parents didn't give me an allowance), oh right... and the time I took a six-pack of root beer out of my parents' room - drank it all in one Saturday afternoon - and when my dad asked who'd taken it, I set my brothers up to take the fall). So, while I'm not disappointed with the arson charges, per se... I am a bit surprised. I was really looking forward to something like "thievery". Oh well, maybe next time. It's not like these online tests can be counted on to be totally accurate every time...
3 comments:
I, too, was an arsonist. And where I haven't played with matches for YEARS...(although, Lisa might disagree with this one as I tried to burn her house down a little over a year ago)...I LOVED the description of the arsonist. Because I couldn't think of anything more perfect.
Hell, yes! I've got a destructive streak...
And I love that you just confessed to all that. I'm going to start calling you Lindsay the Klepto. No wonder you recognized her sickness to easily.
Yeah, the description was pretty spot-on for me, too. What can I say, Jen, we're two peas in a pod. A destructive pod, maybe... but as long as we're not self-destructive, it's all good.
Linsday the Klepto... Hahahahaha... Oh my gosh, that made me laugh out loud. She was a freak. I've never stolen a stapler or a name-plate in my life. Not even once. (Compared to her, what, 3 name plates?) Egads, that girl was a trip!
That is hilarious! Just when you think you know someone. You two are so funny. :) I'm a little worried at what mine will show.
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