Anybody want a cat?

Frankie's on 48 hour notice.

I'm not even kidding. I figured I'd offer her up to my friends and family and give ya'll an option to claim her for your own before I just dropped her back at the pound. She has come to the point where she needs either someone who is home more than I am, and/or an outdoor litter box and/or scratching post. I've been dealing with her scratching up the arm of the couch for nigh onto a year now, but since she's recently taken to "doing her business" in places other than the potty ... she's dead to me.

She went through a phase last week, but I thought we were over it. (I'd gone straight from working 12 hour days to being in Utah for 5 days and then back to work, which screwed with her schedule.) We'd had a good long talk about her needing to go potty in the potty last weekend and I was pretty sure she'd finally learned English and she understood that if she didn't shape up, I was soooo sending her back to the slammer. But alas, she has forgotten all about that conversation. She's NOT going in the litter box, so I figure she's doing it somewhere else - but I can't find where in order to rub her nose into oblivion in it. Stupid dumb idiot cat. I gave her a chance. I even spoke calmly to her when I layed out the options.

She's generally a good girl. She just needs someone who's home more than I am. So.... any takers?