My Celeb Phone Wish List

I've been having a hard time sleeping lately. It's annoying. (And I'm tired.) I woke up, wide awake, at 4:00 in the morning a couple days ago and my only thought was "I can't even call anyone to talk - because it's 4:00 AM!", which led me down this kind of crazy fantasy lane (you don't even want to know the twists and turns my creative mind can take at 4:00 AM, I'll tell you that much). The beauty of my early morning mind wandering is that I think I've come up with a solution to my problem. I just need a list of friends who live in different time zones who I can call when I need to talk at 4:00 (or, sadly 1:00 or 2:00) in the morning. The perfect solution, of course, are people who are overseas. The fact that our schedules are opposite of each other would make it easier for them to chat me up - being the middle of the afternoon where they are, I think it's the perfect win/win fix for my current middle-of-the-night-sleeplessness.

Here's a list of people I'd like to have numbers for:

I'm don't know if he's in New Zealand or Australia these days, but as long as he's carrying an international cell, I know that we can find a way to make it work.



Can I just say that there aren't words for how much I'd love to have James Bond on speed dial?

Speaking of my love for the English... Goshdang, I wish I could call Fred or George when I need a laugh.



Just in case Hugh Jackman can't take my call when I feel the need to talk to an Aussie. (Who's kidding who? I heart Patrick Jane and would talk to Simon Baker any time he would pick up his phone.)



Who wouldn't like to talk to an Irish accent every once in a while?



I wonder what time it is in Australia when it's 2:00 AM in Arizona?

And, uh... HELLO, Gerard Butler. (Who wouldn't like to have his phone number?)



Yeah, I know... He's the only one who isn't someone on foreign ground, so that kind of discounts my "I just need to be able to talk to someone in the middle of the night, so I need friends in different time zones" rationale. But you know I can't do a celeb phone wish list and not include my BF Nathan Fillion. I soooo want him to call me.