So, tonight my mom and I were on our night walk and she asked if I'd taken my pills with dinner. I told her no, that I'd take them when we got back. ... Her response, "We're running low on those, I've added them to our ever increasing totally random shopping list", and then she laughed out loud and clarified that maybe the shopping list isn't so random, after all. To quote the woman, "It turns out our "Random" shopping list is more like "Variations on a Theme".
Here's what's currently on the list:
Colace
Dulcolax
Licorice, both red and black
Let me just say, for those of you who don't know it, that licorice is a natural laxative. And if you're still wondering what the purpose of those other two pills are, I think you should look them up. I mean, I don't want to be too graphic here.
Is anyone else sick of me talking about poop? ... Good grief, I sure am.
2 comments:
Are you kidding! I love poop stories! Have you even read my blog? By the way, why is it that licorice has the opposite effect on me? I usually eat that on trips so that I won't have to poo in public.
Happy pooping!
Loved this post, as I do all of them. It sounds like things are coming along, m'dear, to put it nicely. ;-} I also loved the title--are you a music lover, too? Familiar with "Variations on a Theme of Paganini?" Beautiful.
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